Mexican Subcultures - The Buchona
The term "Buchona" came out of the Mexican state of Sinaloa, where it was used to describe the flashy, flamboyant girlfriends of a new breed of narco. These guys were known as "buchón" or "buchones" - real macho types…
But the women weren't content to just sit back and be arm candy. They wanted to be noticed, to be heard. So they started adopting this term "Buchona" for themselves, and adopting a style that’s now flourished through Mexico and even parts of the US. Now the turn is no longer exclusive to being a girlfriend… Its grown bigger that now…..Now….it’s a lifestyle.
When it comes to the Buchona style, excess is the name of the game. These ladies go all out, and they do it with style. You've got the big fake boobs, the big fake asses, and the waist trainers or surgery to march. And let's not forget about those overplumped botox filled lips.
But it's not just about the looks - it's about the attitude. Buchonas know how to rock luxury brands like nobody's business. Versace, Louis Vuitton - you name it, they're wearing it. They're getting skulls and guns painted on their nails, and they're doing it twice a day. It’s a massive commitment to look like this.
While the Buchona can be located across the country.. one of their homes is Mexico Cities Polanco Neighborhood ( Where they share turf with the Fresas)
Think Kim Kardashians, but with a little more attitude. Now, I'm not saying you should get involved with these ladies. They'll drain your bank account faster than you can say "adios." And let's not forget, they can be dangerous too. You don't want to get on their bad side.
I can tell you about my two-month experience dating a Buchona. It was like living in a narco/telenovela. Every week, she'd make a visit to the nail salon, and she'd come back with nails painted with skulls or guns. This girl loved her pleather - she'd go through two or three outfit changes a day sometimes.
Go to a museum, go home and change. Go to lunch, then go home and change, then dinner and change again.
But the real fun started when we'd argue. She'd send me these 300-word text essays, breaking up her arguments into 2 or 3 sentences per message. These arguments could get violent - but they were also hilarious. And the only way she'd calm down was with sex. She might have a calm week, then she would find a way to get upset again.
Now, I'm not saying this was a healthy relationship. It was definitely intense - maybe too intense. But if you want to experience life on the wild side for a month, dating a Buchona is the way to go. Just be warned - after that, every other Latina is going to seem calm and mild-mannered by comparison.
You might end up either in a rough spot thinking like is boring without her... or chasing the next toxic high.
If you're looking to date a Buchona, you better have some serious cash. These ladies are all about the finer things in life - designer clothes, flashy jewelry, and expensive cars. If you can't afford to keep up with their lifestyle, you're out of luck.
But it's not just about the money. Buchonas are also looking for a certain kind of lifestyle. They want excitement, danger, and adventure. They want to feel alive. And they want a man who can provide all of that for them.
If you can handle that, then maybe you've got what it takes to keep up with these wild and unpredictable ladies.
El Chapo's wife - The Queen of Buchonas. Emma Coronel Aispuro is the most famous of all the Buchonas out there. She's got it all - the flashy outfits, the designer handbags, the luxury cars.
But don't let her looks fool you - this lady is tough as nails. She's been through it all, from living in hiding to facing legal troubles of her own. And through it all, she's stood by her man - even when he was behind bars.
When it comes to gifts, there's no such thing as too much. You want to impress your lady? You better believe it's gotta be over the top.
Forget about buying a dozen roses - you need to up your game. We're talking 500 roses. When it comes to dinner, don't even think about a casual night out at the local diner. No, no, no - you need to take her to the most expensive restaurant in town.
That's just how it is in the Buchona world. Everything is bigger, bolder, and more extravagant.
In conclusion, the Buchona lifestyle is all about excess and extravagance. From the over-the-top fashion choices to the grand gestures of love, Buchonas live life to the fullest and never settle for anything less.
With their big personalities and unapologetic attitudes, these ladies are a force to be reckoned with. They know what they want, and they're not afraid to go after it with everything they've got.
So if you're looking to step up your game and live life like a true Buchona, be prepared to go big or go home. It's all about the glitz, the glam, and the over-the-top lifestyle. And trust me, once you start living like a Buchona, there's no going back to anything less.
In conclusion, the Buchona is undoubtedly a significant figure in Mexican culture, with her unique fashion sense, bold personality, and extravagant lifestyle. However, it's important to note that she is just one of many subcultures that make up the rich tapestry of Mexican society.
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